Not cool.
I’m here today to address a very serious issue. It’s the billboard below.

Burn.
WTF, Chase?! Have you ever been an out of work screen writer?! I didn’t think so. That’s just not cool. Not cool at all. But this did make me laugh. Tee hee.
Okay, it’s late and I’m tired. Nightie night.
Madeline, not Madelynn. Pronunciation: (Madd-ehh-lyne.)